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Aunty Acid

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Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us” a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away.

With her long-suffering husband Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything.

Wickedly witty and wonderfully wise!

Leanin' Tree Aunty Acid Magnets @$3.99 ea.

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"Instead of a sign that says, Do Not Disturb I need one that says, Already disturbed, proceed with caution."

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"I just don't have time for the NERVOUS BREAKDOWN that I deserve."

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"Be careful whose toes you step on today... Because they may be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

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"Everything I like is either fattening, addictive, illegal, immoral, expensive or impossible."

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"Women are not MOODY. We simply have days when we're less inclined to put up with your CRAP!"

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"Sometimes I WRESTLE with my inner demons. Other times we just hug and dance."

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"If good things are in store for me, where the hell is this freakin' store? I'd like a word with the manager."

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"I'm going to be very busy in the AFTERLIFE. The list of people I'm going to HAUNT grows every day."

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"I have PMS and GPS... Which means I'm a Bitch and I Will Find YOU."

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"I'm such a lousy cook, I can't even boil toast right."

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"I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday."

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"All I want is peace, love, understanding and a Chocolate Bar Bigger Than My Head."

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"Don't you wish some people would start using glue instead of lipstick?"

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"So you don't like me? That's ok, I don't wake up every day to impress YOU."

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"My Top 5 EXERCISES"

1. JUMPING to conclusions.

2. FLYING off the handle.

3. DODGING responsibilities.

4. CARRYING things too far.

5. PUSHING my luck.

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"I'm smiling ...that alone should SCARE YOU!"

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"The trouble with some people is that their heart is in the right place but their head is UP THEIR ASS!"

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"I always offer 2 DINNER CHOICES"

1. Take it -or-

2. Leave it

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"If burglars broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them."

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"I got a phone call from my electric company to say my bill was outstanding. I said, "Thank you very much."

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"When a woman says, "What?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you the chance to change what you said."

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"When I'm sad I sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problems."

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"I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being freakin' hungry."

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"I retain my BIG BOOTY so more people can kiss it."

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"If we're not meant to have MIDNIGHT SNACKS, why is there a LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?"

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"I'm not FAT. I'm just so freakin' SEXY it overflows."

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"Just one cat short of being a CRAZY CAT LADY."

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"Some people speak so much CRAP it's difficult to know whether to offer them TOILET PAPER or a BREATH MINT."

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"What is this "Too Much chocolate" of which you speak?"

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"I have a SPLIT PERSONALITY ...one side LOVES CHOCOLATE. The other side LOVES WINE."

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"Don't take life so SERIOUSLY. It's not like you're going to GET OUT ALIVE."

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"I don't like to think of myself as having an attitude problem. It's just I have a personality you can't handle."

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"LIFE Now I understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up."

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"Ain't it terrible when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jeans craze?"

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"My tolerance for bullsh*t is running low and my tank of give-a-sh*t is empty."

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"I think organized people are just too lazy to look for things."

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"My kids have got the best MOM in the world."

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2.5"x3.5"; strong full-surfaced magnet @$3.99 ea.

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Mugs - 12 styles by Leanin' Tree

  • 12 ounce Stoneware Mug is dishwasher safe

  • Each mug packaged in designed ready-to-wrap gift box

  • @$8.95 ea.

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Mug #Aunt56135 - "When a woman says, "What?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She'a just giving you the chance to change what you said."

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Mug #Aunt56136 - "I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over."

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Mug #Aunt56137 - "I'm up! If you're expecting bright eyed and bushy tailed - go catch a freakin' squirrel"

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Mug #Aunt56138 - "I could definitely be a morning person if morning started at noon"

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Mug #Aunt56139 - "Instead of a sign that says, Do Not Disturb I need one that says, Already disturbed, proceed with caution."

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Mug #Aunt56140 - "Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk."

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Mug #Aunt56141 - "The problem with COFFEE is trying to make it when you haven't had any yet"

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Mug #Aunt56142 - "COFFEE - A magical substance that turns "Leave me alone or die." into "Good morning Darling."

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Mug #Aunt56143 - "I drink coffee ...for your protection."

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Mug #Aunt56144 - "Go ahead, seize the day without me. I'll just have this coffee and catch up with you later."

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Mug #Aunt56145 - "What is this "Too much coffee" of which you speak?"

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Mug #Aunt56146 - "I just don't have time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve"

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Party Napkins by Leanin' Tree
  • Napkin size: 5" Square
  • 20 Napkins per pack
  • 3-ply tissue is chlorine-free, environmentally friendly and printed using water-based inks
  • @$4.95 per pack

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Napkin #Aunt53060 - The only form of exercise I actually enjoy is chewing."

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Napkin #Aunt53061 - "LIFE is SHORT. Smile while you still have TEETH."

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Napkin #Aunt53062 - "Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible."

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Napkin #Aunt53063 - "My Book Club only reads wine labels"

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Napkin #Aunt53064 - "Sometimes I drink a glass of water... ...Just to surprise my liver!"

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Napkin #Aunt53065 - "What is this 'Too much wine' of which you speak?"

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Napkin #Aunt53091 - "Instead of a sign that says, Do Not Disturb - I need one that says, Already disturbed, proceed with caution."

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Napkin #Aunt53096 - "I drink WINE for YOUR protection."

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Notepad by Leanin' Tree
  • Size: 4.5" x 5.75"
  • 60 sheets per pad
  • Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
  • @$4.95 ea.

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Notepad "I think organized people are just too lazy to look for things."

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Notepad "LIFE is SHORT. Smile while you still have TEETH."

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Aunty Acid Magnetic List Pads
Size: 4"x9"; 60 sheets per pad; self-adhesive magnet included; printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks.

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"I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday - and someone else's checkbook."

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"I just don't have time for the NERVOUS BREAKDOWN I deserve."

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"I hate it when you give 'THE HELP' things to do, only to remember you ARE the Help!"

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"The best way to get a man to do something? Suggest he's TOO OLD for it."

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Aunty Acid Magnets
  • 2.25" Round Button-type Magnets
  • 12 different styles
  • Made in the U.S.A.
  • @$2.99 each

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Aunty Acid - by Gibbs Smith publisher

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"I think I'm emotionally constipated - I haven't given a crap all week."

"The best thing I make for dinner is reservations."

"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."

"REMEMBER A Glass of Wine Counts As A Serving Of Fruit."

"My Book Club only reads wine labels."

"If my calculations are correct, I've worked out I can retire 7 years after I die."

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Aunty Acid - by Gibbs Smith publisher

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"Rise? ...if I must - Shine? ...it ain't freakin' happening."

"People who say, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" have obviously never had bacon."

"The only form of exercise I actually enjoy is chewing."

"If I died and went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."

"I'm going to retire and live off my savings. What I'll do the second week, I have no idea."

"I always start my diet on the same day... Tomorrow!"

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