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***Aunty Acid Mugs, Napkins, Notepad

Ged Backland has been creating humor characters for the last 25 years. His studio in a converted barn on the moors of Northern England is a hothouse of creativity. Aunty Acid is his debut character for the USA, with over half a million Facebook fans already enjoying her wit and wisdom.

Aunty Acid

Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give “the crazy old lady in all of us” a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away.

With her long-suffering husband Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything.

Wickedly witty and wonderfully wise!

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Classic Greeting Cards - 5"x7"; @$2.79 ea. & $2.99 ea. (unless noted)

Colorfully printed envelopes; cards feature full-color interiors.

Birthday Greeting Cards - Year 2015

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24462]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I've just burned 3000 CALORIES. I forgot to take your cake out of the oven."

"Another year up in smoke! Happy Birthday"

#AA24462 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24463]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You know you're gettin' OLD when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

"Another birthday? Gee whiz!"

#AA24463 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24464]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I have no words to describe birthdays. I do however have a lot of hand gestures"

"These days, all you need is one finger to show how old you are! Happy Birthday"

#AA24464 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24465]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy... Getting up off the floor is another story."

"Looks like another year has rolled around. Happy Birthday"

#AA24465 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24466]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me."

"Quickly, before I forget - I hope you have a very happy... ...oh, crap."

#AA24466 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24467]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"The Party isn't over until they've taken the mugshot and you've been released on bail."

"YOU'RE WANTED to have a happy birthday!"

#AA24467 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24468]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"DRUNK is when you feel sophisticated ...and can't pronounce it."

"When it comes to birthdays, there's no such thing as a few too many!"

#AA24468 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24469]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"3 out of 4 voices in my head want to SLEEP... The other wants to know if penguins have knees."

"Happy Birthday... from all of us!"

#AA24469 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24470]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"The best thing about being over 40 is that we did all our stupid stuff before the invention of the internet."

"Somehow I think we still might have a few more stupids left in us! Happy Birthday"

#AA24470 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24471]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Walt likes to go fishing because it's the only time anyone says to him, "You've got a big one there."

"Hope this one measures up to be one of your best! Happy Birthday"

#AA24471 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay #24472]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"My body is a temple... but nowadays my steeples point the wrong way."

"In the name of all that's hly, you look AWESOME! Happy Birthday"

#AA24472 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29292]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I'm getting OLD I got out of bed and had CHEST PAINS... I looked down and realized I was STANDING ON MY NIPPLES."

"You're another year older, CAN YOU STAND IT?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

#AA29292

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29293]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Aunty Acid's TEXT CODE FOR SENIORS"

  • LOL - Little Old Lady
  • GOM - Grumpy Old Man
  • GGA - Got Gas Again
  • FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
  • PIMP - Pooped In My Pants
  • BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
  • TTYL - Talk To You Louder
  • CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
  • SGGP - Sorry Gotta Go Poop
  • ROFLACGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up

"And for blowing out your candles... HOH Have Oxygen Handy - Happy Birthday"

#AA29293

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29294]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

THIS Birthday CARD COMES WITH $50 CASH BACK!"

"I put in $50 then took it back out again!"

#AA29294

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29295]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"HEY THERE! Let's get one thing straight here, shall we? YOU'RE NOT OLD"

"You were OLD a few years back. This year you're positively PRE-HISTORIC!"

#AA29295

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29296]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"My DOCTOR told me to WATCH MY DRINKING So I'm off to find A BAR with some BIG MIRRORS"

"It's your birthday? I'll DRINK TO THAT!"

#AA29296

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29297]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"LOSING HAIR is not about HAIR LOSS IT'S ABOUT FACE GAIN - One day I will have a WHOLE HEAD OF FACE"

"Face it, you're older. HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

#AA29297

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29298]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I Wanted To Start EATING HEALTHFULLY And Grow All My Own Food ...but I can't seem to find any DONUT SEEDS"

"They don't grow 'em like you anymore! HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

#AA29298

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29299]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"If my BODY was a CAR I'd trade it in for a NEWER MODEL 'Cuz every time I COUGH OR SNEEZE my radiator leaks and my exhaust backfires"

"You may not be the latest model, but you'll always be a classic! HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

#AA29299

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29300]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"AUNTY ACID'S Advice for Men No. 28 - When a woman says, "Do whatever you want." DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES do whatever you want."

"IT'S YOUR Birthday DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS!"

#AA29300

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29301]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Happy Birthday - If people start to call you OLD And it's driving you iNSANE Tell them all to SHUT UP..."

"...and hit them with your CANE!"

#AA29301

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29302]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I thought I was having a HOT FLASH this morning. Then I realized my LEFT BOOB had FALLEN INTO MY COFFEE"

"Hope your birthday leaves you with WARM MAMMARIES"

#AA29302

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29303]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Some days are just filled with JOY... Oops! Did I say joy? wine... I meant wine."

"It's your Birthday Have a WINE TIME! Did I say wine? I meant fine. HAVE A FINE TIME!"

#AA29303

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29304]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"HAPPY Birthday - Another year older! But don't take it so SERIOUSLY. If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME... I'll laugh at you!"

"No need to THANK ME - That's what friends are for"

#AA29304

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29305]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Getting OLD is like being on a ROLLER COASTER - There are highs, lows, laughter and tears and, every once in a while, you might just pee your pants a little."

"HAP-PEE BIRTHDAY"

#AA29305

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29306]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"IF THINGS GET BETTER WITH AGE then we must be getting close to freakin' MAGNIFICENT!"

"Whether the world is ready for our MAGNIFICENCE is another question. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

#AA29306

[Image LT Aunty Acid Classic BDay Card #29308]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"IT'S YOUR Birthday - DANCE like no one's watching... SING like no one's listening..."

"...and think of the night spent in the COUNTY JAIL as part of the fun!"

#AA29308

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29309]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"So what if it's Another Birthday! DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY..."

"...It's not like you're going to GET OUT ALIVE! Enjoy your day!"

#AA29309

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29310]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"All I want is PEACE, LOVE UNDERSTANDING ...and a CHOCOLATE BAR BIGGER THAN MY HEAD!"

"I mean, is that too much to ask? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

#AA29310

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29311]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Some people call them GRAY HAIRS I call them STRESS HIGHLIGHTS"

"Wishing you a STRESS-FREE birthday HIGHLIGHTED with FUN!"

#AA29311

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29312]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"HAPPY Birthday - Your Birthday guide to love and a lasting relationship...

  • 1. Find a man who makes you laugh.
  • 2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook.
  • 3. Find a man who will pamper you with gifts.
  • 4. Find a man who is honest.
  • 5. Find a man who is awesome in bed.
  • 6. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL..."

"...It is ESSENTIAL that these 5 men NEVER MEET!"

#AA29312

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29313]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Happy Birthday - Do you know why women our age drive so fast?"

"...Because we have to GET THERE before we FORGET WHERE WE'RE GOING!"

#AA29313

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29314]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Birthday Girl - Instead of a sign that says DO NOT DISTURB you, like me, need one that says ALREADY DISTURBED PROCEED WITH CAUTION!"

"Happy Birthday from one Crazy Friend to another!"

#AA29314

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29315]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Happy Birthday - WE'RE NOT OLD - Old is when people our age get all confused trying to remember the simplest of things..."

"...Anyway, have a WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS!"

#AA29315

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29316]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"IT MAY BE YOUR Birthday BUT REMEMBER... AGE is just a NUMBER"

"...a freakin' great big one in your case! Ha! Ha! Ha! Happy Birthday"

#AA29316

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29317]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"BIRTHDAY GIRL - If you're going to have a Birthday do us all a freakin' favor..."

"...Have the decency to look a year older! HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

#AA29317

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29318]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"HAPPY Birthday - I always keep a BOTTLE OF WINE in the fridge for SPECIAL OCCASIONS - Trouble is..."

"...most nights the SPECIAL OCCASION iS having a bottle of wine in the fridge!"

#AA29318

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29319]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"If my MEMORY gets any WORSE, next year I'll be able to organize my own SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY... ...If my MEMORY gets any WORSE next year I'll be able to organize my own SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY..."

"SURPRISE! I remembered YOUR birthday. Hope it's happy!"

#AA29319

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classc Card #29320]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I don't want to make anyone JEALOUS but I can still fit into THE EARRINGS I wore in HIGH SCHOOL"

"As good as YOU look, who WOULDN'T be jealous!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

#AA29320

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classic Card #29321]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I GOT A NEW STICK DEODORANT TODAY - The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but, whenever I fart, the room smells lovely!"

"Happy STINKIN' Birthday!"

#AA29321

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classic Card #29322]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"HAPPY Birthday - Gals like us aren't OLD We're at the top of our GAME..."

"BINGO! Have a great day!"

#AA29322

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classic Card #38964]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Happy Birthday - Designers have invented a NEW BRA for middle-aged women. They've called it "THE SHEEPDOG" as it rounds them up and points them in the right direction!"

"Have an UPLIFTING birthday"

#AA38964

[Image LT Aunty Acid BDay Classic Card #38965]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"If I had a DOLLAR for every time I got distracted ...I wish I had a puppy..."

"Hope you have a great ...ooooh look, something shiny! ...Ooooh Happy Birthday!"

#AA38965

[Image LT Aunty Acid Friendship #24473]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

IS THAT THE WINE TALKING?

NO, IT'S ME TALKING ...TO THE WINE."

"I really do love ya! Cheers to our friendship!"

#AA24473 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Friendship #24474]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"A smile is a sign of joy... A kiss is a sign of love... A laugh is a sign of happiness... And having a friend like me is a sign of freakin' good taste."

"Having you for a friend is a sign that I have freakin' good fortune!"

#AA24474 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Friendship #29323]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"A real friend is someone who knows how TOTALLY CRAZY you are but is STILL WILLING to be seen out with you in public"

"I'm CRAZY LUCKY to have you as a friend."

#AA29323

[Image LT Aunty Acid Friendship #29324]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"The SQUIRRELS are beginning to gather their nuts for winter... and I've noticed some of my friends have disappeared..."

"Are you ok?"

#AA29324

[Image LT Aunty Acid Friendship #29325]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"We're at an age where all of our SECRETS are safe with FRIENDS ...because they can't remember them either."

"It was a MIRACLE that this card made it to the mailbox."

#AA29325

[Image LT Aunty Acid Friendship #29326]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"For all those who think ALCOHOL is a PROBLEM. According to chemistry: ALCOHOL IS A 'SOLUTION'"

"THANKS, SCIENCE!"

#AA29326

[Image LT Aunty Acid Friendship #29327]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"My Friend - Normal to US is just a setting on the dryer"

"Thank goodness, because NORMAL is highly overrated!"

#AA29327

[Image LT Aunty Acid Blank Card #24475]

Blank Classic Greeting Card.

"Real friends know when to give you a drink. Best friends know when to hand you the bottle."

Blank inside.

#AA24475 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Anniversary #29328]

Anniversary Classic Greeting Card.

"My husband thinks I'm crazy ...but I'm not the one who MARRIED ME!"

"Still crazy in love! Happy Anniversary"

#AA29328

[Image LT Aunty Acid Anniversary #29329]

Anniversary Classic Greeting Card.

"Happy ANNIVERSARY - Marriage is like a DECK OF CARDS... In the beginning all you need is TWO HEARTS and a DIAMOND... By the end you wish you had a CLUB and a SPADE!"

"(...Obviously, this doesn't apply to you two.) You're WELL SUITED and a PERFECT PAIR!"

#AA29329

[Image LT Aunty Acid Encouragement #24476]

Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"When life gives you LEMONS freeze them and hurt them as hard as you can at the people who p*ss you off."

"Limes will work, too. You just have to double the recipe."

#AA24476 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Encouragement #29331]

Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"Don't be so SERIOUS -

If you can't LAUGH AT YOURSELF CALL ME... I'll laugh at you"

"SERIOUSLY, though. I'm here for you, any time."

#AA29331

[Image LT Aunty Acid Encouragement #29332]

Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"Whenever you feel SAD just remember that SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD there's an iDioT pulling a DOOR THAT SAYS 'PUSH'"

"I'M PULLING FOR YOU!"

#AA29332

[Image LT Aunty Acid Encouragement #29333]

Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"Hell... chocolate doesn't ask SILLY QUESTIONS - CHOCOLATE JUST UNDERSTANDS"

"So as much as I can, I'll be like CHOCOLATE for you now!"

#AA29333

[Image LT Aunty Acid Encouragement #38966]

Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"SOME DAYS... The supply of available SWEAR WORDS is insufficient to MEET THE DEMANDS"

"WTF? Hang in there!"

#AA38966

[Image LT Aunty Acid Thank You #24477]

Thank You Classic Greeting Card.

"If being awesome was a crime, you'd be wearing orange right now and serving a life sentence."

"All I can say is: GUILTY AS CHARGED! Thank You"

#AA24477 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Get Well #29334]

Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"GET WELL SOON - Remember... LAUGHTER is the BEST MEDICINE..."

"...Unless you've got diarrhea!"

#AA29334

[Image LT Aunty Acid Get Well #29335]

Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"Whenever I get a HEADACHE I take 2 ASPIRIN and keep away from CHILDREN ...Just like it says on the bottle"

"Follow these directions to the letter: GET WELL SOON!"

#AA29335

[Image LT Aunty Acid Get Well #29336]

Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"Get Well SOON - I'm sure you'll be back to your 'NORMAL SELF' in no time"

"If you can call a CRAZY OLD COOT like you 'NORMAL'"

#AA29336

[Image LT Aunty Acid Get Well #38967]

Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"I'M A REALLY GOOD NURSE YOU KNOW... Especially when it comes to nursing a large GIN & TONIC or a bar of CHOCOLATE"

"I bet that's just the GET WELL RECIPE you need! Feel Better Soon"

#AA38967

[Image LT Aunty Acid Miss You #29337]

Miss You Classic Greeting Card.

"If absence makes the HEART GROW FONDER ...Some people I know haven't been gone freakin' LONG ENOUGH"

"Missing YOU Too Freakin' Much!"

#AA29337

[Image LT Aunty Acid New Baby Card #29330]

New Baby Classic Greeting Card.

"Congratulations! ON YOUR NEW BABY - When people have a baby most folk think, 'AWW, HOW SWEET.' but I just think..."

"...You people actually HAVE SEX?!!"

#AA29330

[Image LT Aunty Acid Retirement Card #29338]

Retirement Classic Greeting Card.

"I'm going to RETIRE and live off my SAVINGS ...What I'll do THE SECOND WEEK I have no idea"

"Here's to SPONTANEITY and LIVING IN THE MOMENT! Congratulations!"

#AA29338

[Image LT Aunty Acid Retirement Card #29339]

Retirement Classic Greeting Card.

"If I died and went to HELL it would take me a week to realize I wasn't STILL AT WORK!"

"Happy Retirement YOU LUCKY DEVIL!"

#AA29339

[Image LT Aunty Acid Wedding Card #29340]

Wedding Classic Greeting Card.

"Congratulations ON YOUR WEDDING - When it comes to marriage a woman thinks of 3 things... She thinks about THE AISLE... She thinks about THE ALTAR... She thinks about HIM..."

"AISLE ALTAR HIM!" And she did! But I'm sure you'll stay just the same!

#AA29340

Holiday Greeting Cards

[Image LT Aunty Acid Mother's Day #24352]

Mother's Day Classic Greeting Card.

"If evolution REALLY WORKS, how come MOMS only have 2 HANDS?"

"The way you handle things, I thought you had at least a dozen! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY"

#AA24352 - @$2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid VALDAY#14441]

Valentine's Day Deluxe Greeting Card.

"TOP 20 REASONS Why CHOCOLATE is BETTER than MEN"

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!"

  • 1. Chocolate is always sweet. Not just on Valentine's Day!)
  • 2. With Chocolate, you never have to fake being satisfied!
  • 3. If you want to make it hard, you just stick it in the fridge.
  • 4. You always know where your Chocolate is.
  • etc.

#AA14441 @$3.29 ea.

[Image Leanin Tree Greeting Card V29405]

Valentine's Day Classic Greeting Card.

"What is this "Too much chocolate" of which you speak?"

"All chocolate, all day? Now you're speaking my language! Happy Valentine's Day"

#AA29405 - $2.99 ea.

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Nurses Day Classic Greeting Card.

"Be nice to NURSES - They keep DOCTORS from KILLING YOU"

"...But who keeps nurses from killing doctors? Happy Nurse's Day!"

#Aunt29268 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Christmas Card #38769]

Christmas Classic Greeting Card.

"Here's To A WHITE CHRISTMAS ...AND WHEN WE RUN OUT OF WHITE... WE'LL START ON THE RED!"

"Here's to making spirits bright! Merry Christmas"

#AA38769 - $2.99 ea.

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Greeting Cards Assortment - 20 "Greeted" Greeting Cards Designs for all Occasions - $24.99 per box.

20 cards, 22 envelopes per box; in a beautiful portfolio box.

Aunty Acid

Aunty Acid "Greeted" Funny Greeting Cards Assortment.

[Image LT Aunty Acid Assortmet #90771]

Front of Box

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Cards shown inside box

20 Cards for all Occasions

  • 14 - Birthday
  • 1 - Anniversary
  • 1 - Friendship
  • 2 - Encouragement
  • 2 - Get Well

#ASTM90771 @$24.99 per box.

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