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Foil Stamped Cards, Glitter Embellished Cards.

Artist Maggie Mae Sharp

For many years, Maggie Mae Sharp has kept her favorite memories of family and friends in a scrapbook, combining the nostalgic charm of antique photography with the wit and wisdom of treasured family jokes, quotes, and common-sense adages. Today, she brings you some of her favorite combinations of pictures and words in greeting card form. Maggie Mae says, "I hope that you will enjoy sharing some of my scrapbook memories with the people who have earned a special place in your life."

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Classic size Greeting Cards - 5"x7".

2015

Birthday Greeting Cards

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay #24381]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Ahhh... A little past speed-dating..."

"...and rapidly approaching carbon-dating! Happy Birthday"

#MMS24381 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay #24382]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Sometimes, all we need is a different perspective..."

"But, not this time. Yeah, you're old. Happy Birthday"

#MMS24382 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay #24383]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"gee*zer {ge-zer}

noun [slang]

Not young. Not dead."

"Somewhere in between. Happy Birthday"

#MMS24383 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay #24384]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"You and Me... friends for all these years... through trials and tribulations, through thick and thin..."

"Gosh, I really miss "thin," don't you? Happy Birthday"

#MMS24384 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay #24385]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"It's your Birthday and now you're Old..."

"Have a Bawl. Happy Birthday"

#MMS24385 - Foil Stamped @$2.99 ea.

(The Foil-Stamping on this card is bright green)

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Premium 18960]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"We're still hotties!"

"It's just that it comes in flashes how. Happy Birthday"

#MMS18960 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Premium 18961]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"Instead of worrying about turning another year older on your birthday..."

"Just live your life so that every morning, when you plant your feet on the floor beside your bed, the devil gets a cold chill and says... "Oh Crap! She's awake!!!" Happy Birthday"

#MMS18961 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea. (Matching Magnet)

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium BDay #18962]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"It's true, we are good at multitasking!"

"Yep, we can sneeze, laugh, cough and pee, all at the same time! Happy Birthday"

#MMS18962 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea. (Matching Magnet)

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #21715]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Every year about this time the Birthday Fairy leaves her lovely gifts of gray roots, creaky joints, and spotty memory."

"Vindictive Old Bat. Happy Birthday"

#MMS21715 - Foil Stamped

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #21716]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"SMILE... ...and the whole world smiles with you."

"Poop in your pants, and chances are you'll party alone. Happy Birthday"

#MMS21716 - Foil Stamped

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium BDay #38447]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"Oh, my Gosh!!! It's your Birthday again!"

"Well, don't worry 'cuz you're not one single day over fabulous! Happy Birthday"

#MMS38447 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea.

[Image Maggie Mae Premium BDay #38448]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"Success" at age 4 is not peeing in your pants..."

"And at 80, success is not peeing in your pants. Happy Birthday"

#MMS38448 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Premium #38449]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"Your Special Bedtime Birthday Story: A long, long time ago, but not too very far away, you were born..."

"...and now you're old. The End. Happy Birthday"

#MMS38449 - Glitter @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium BDay #38450]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"At our age, it's not uncommon to be thinking about the "hereafter"..."

"...because every time we walk into a room, we ask ourselves "What the heck are we here after?" Happy Birthday"

#MMS38450 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium BDay #38451]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"Friends are like fancy chocolates..."

"...it's inside that counts. Happy Birthday to someone who's fabulous all the way through!"

#MMS38451 - Glitter @$3.79 ea. (Matching Magnet)

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium BDay #38452]

Birthday Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"You and me... We're gonna be friends until we're old and senile!"

"...and then we'll be new friends. How great is that? Happy Birthday"

#MMS38452 - Glitter @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #38459]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists perfect age-old formula for a Totally Terrific Birthday: First, you start with booze."

"And then, well, you can always add more booze... Happy Birthday"

#MMS38459 - Foil Stamped; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38460]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"A recent article in some stupid medical journal advises that 30 minutes of exercise every day can extend your life."

"So by my calculation, by the time we're about 85 years old we'll be able to spend 5 additional months in the nursing home at about $7,000 per month. Happy Birthday"

#MMS38460 - Glitter

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38461]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"After closing down several bars and mooning the mayor, the girls were at a loss for what to do next..."

"May you never run out of fun! Happy Birthday"

#MMS38461

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #38462]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"CAUTION: Objects in mirror may appear older."

"Happy Birthday"

#MMS38462 - Glitter; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #38463]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"On your birthday... don't worry about a few new gray hairs and wrinkles."

"Instead, just remember all the good times you had puttin' 'em there! Happy Birthday"

#MMS38463

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38464]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"We are, after all, women. So maybe our bodies have to expand somewhat..."

"...you know, in order to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired through the years. Happy Birthday"

#MMS38464

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38465]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"So it's your birthday again. Well, here's my gift to you: While it takes 42 muscles to frown, it only takes 4 muscles..."

"...to reach out and bitch-slap someone across the room for still looking as good as you do. Happy Birthday"

#MMS38465; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #38466]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"As women, we are only as strong as the hairspray we use, the coffee we drink, and the girlfriends we've been blessed with."

"Lucky me. And Happy Birthday to You!"

#MMS38466 (Matching Magnet)

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #38467]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"As promised, here's Gramma's favorite recipe for a totally terrific Birthday: First, you start with booze, add lots and lots of chocolate..."

"And that's about all you really need! Happy Birthday"

#MMS38467; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #38468]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"A WORD TEST: "IRONY"..."

"...IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF "WRINKLY". HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

#MMS38468; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic BDay #38469]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Sometimes around Birthday time, really insensitive things are said about turning another year older. But I just say..."

"1) Smile, 2) Seek Revenge, 3) Smile BIGGER. Happy Birthday"

#MMS38469; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38470]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"By our age, if a person doesn't have wrinkles..."

"Then they just haven't laughed enough! Happy Birthday"

#MMS38470

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38471]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Careful how you celebrate or the flames on those birthday candles will be just a hint of things to come!"

"Here's to a birthday that takes you straight to heck and back! Enjoy!"

#MMS38471; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38955]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Darcy and Sylvia had high hopes that a reputation as biker chicks would liven up their social life."

"Here's to tearin' up the town today! Happy Birthday"

#MMS38955

[Image LT Maggie Mae BDay Classic #38956]

Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"Three cheers for the Birthday Girl!!! But just remember..."

"This is what can happen to those who party too much on their birthday. Happy Birthday"

#MMS38956 - Glitter

[Image LT Maggie Mae Belated BDay #38472]

Belated Birthday Classic Greeting Card.

"I can't believe I missed your birthday!"

"Please forgive my sorry ass. (Hope it was happy!)"

#MMS38472

[Image LT Maggie Mae Friendship #24386]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"One truly awesome friend is all I need..."

"Well, I still need chocolate, but you've got all the other bases covered!"

#MMS24386 - $2.99 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium Friend #38453]

Friendship Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"I just said a little prayer to thank the Lord that so far today... I have not been nasty, selfish, grumpy or greedy, or gossiped, lost my temper, complained or cursed at anyone."

"But since I'll be getting out of bed pretty soon, I may have to ask for a little more help."

#MMS38453 - Glitter @$3.79 ea.; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium Friend #38454]

Friendship Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"In a way, friendships are kinda like a favorite bra..."

"They're hard to find, and sometimes hard to fit. But once you find a good one, you don't ever want to give it up."

#MMS38454 - Glitter @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Friend Classic #38473]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"Good Friends..."

"...way cheaper than a Shrink!!"

#MMS38473

[Image LT Maggie Mae Friend Classic #38474]

Friendship Classic Greeting Card.

"Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon the time of the month..."

"For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is in the other time of the month (or especially if she is menopausal...), she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and an ax lodged in his forehead ...while he is on fire. No further studies are expected."

#MMS38474; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Friend Classic #38475]

Friendship/Appreciation Classic Greeting Card.

"Hold a true friend with both hands." Nigerian Proverb.

"Thinking of you and how dear you are to me."

#MMS38475

[Image LT Maggie Mae Friend Classic #38476]

Friendship/Just For Fun Classic Greeting Card.

"A Woman's Prayer: I ask for... Wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods."

"Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen."

#MMS38476 (Matching Magnet); retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Friend Classic #38477]

Friendship/Just For Fun Classic Greeting Card.

"Oh, don't waste any more time looking for a sensitive, honest, financially secure, emotionally stable man with a cute butt..."

"Most of them already have a boyfriend."

#MMS38477; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Friend Classic #38478]

Friendship/Loving Thoughts Classic Greeting Card.

"Psst!"

"Someone... Somewhere... Loves you. (bunches and bushels)"

#MMS38478

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic Friend #38479]

Friendship/Loving Thoughts Classic Greeting Card.

"If not for you, someone who needed love would have gone without it... ...there would be one less smile, one less laugh, one less hug, and the song of life might have skipped a beat."

"If not for you, something special would be missing."

#MMS38479

[Image LT Maggie Mae Encouragement #24387]

Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"Life isn't about how fast you can run or how high you can climb..."

"It's all about how well you can bounce!"

#MMS24387 - Glitter @$2.99 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Prem. Encourage #38456]

Encouragement Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"I've said my very best prayers..."

"...and I've said them all for you."

#MMS38456 - Glitter @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Prem. Encourage #38457]

Encouragement Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"May the light always find you on a dreary day; when you need to be home, may you find your way."

"May you always have courage to take a chance, and may you never find frogs in your underpants."

#MMS38457 - Glitter @$3.79 ea. (Matching Magnet)

[Image LT Maggie Mae Prem. Encourage #38458]

Encouragement Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum..."

"'cuz how can you be sad or mad when the sun shines out your bum!"

#MMS38458 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Encourage Classic #38481]

Encouragement Classic Greeting Card.

"Sometimes in life..."

"It just is what it is."

#MMS38481 (Matching Magnet); retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Get Well Classic #38482]

Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"I'm working on the chicken soup..."

"But you should go ahead and start feeling better right away!"

#MMS38482; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Get Well Classic #38483]

Get Well Classic Greeting Card.

"I just won't feel right until you feel better."

"Please Get Well Soon"

#MMS38483; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Sympathy Classic #38484]

Sympathy Classic Greeting Card.

"There are some who bring a light so great to the world..."

"...that even after they have gone, the light remains. With Sympathy"

#MMS38484

[Image LT Maggie Mae Sympathy Classic #38485]

Sympathy Classic Greeting Card.

"Grandpa always said that when we get to Heaven, all the cats and dogs and everyone who ever loved us will be there waiting at the gate..."

"I really like that. May it comfort you to know that your loved one is in the company of friends both old and new. With Deepest Sympathy"

#MMS38485

[Image LT Maggie Mae Sympathy Classic #38486]

Sympathy Classic Greeting Card.

"Those we love are never gone. They live on in the hearts of those they leave behind."

"With Heartfelt Sympathy"

#MMS38486

[Image LT Maggie Mae Pet Sympathy #38487]

Pet Sympathy Classic Greeting Card.

"Four little paws wore a path to our hearts fetching much joy and friendship and love; until two angel wings flew a spirit so sweet to green meadows forever, above."

"But, oh, what special memories they leave behind. With Sympathy on the Loss of Your Dear Friend and Companion"

#MMS38487

[Image LT Maggie Mae Thank You Classic #38488]

Thank You Classic Greeting Card.

"Thank You"

"You made me so happy, I found myself temporarily unable to complain about anything."

#MMS38488

[Image LT Maggie Mae Wedding Classic #38489]

Wedding Classic Greeting Card.

"Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary lifetime..."

"...love gives us a fairy tale. Congratulations on Your Wedding"

#MMS38489; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Maggie Mae Premium Anniv. #38455]

Anniversary Premium Classic Greeting Card.

"The best thing to hold on to in life... is each other."

"Happy Anniversary"

#MMS38455 - Foil Stamped @$3.79 ea.

[Image LT Maggie Mae Classic Anniv. #38480]

Anniversary Classic Greeting Card.

"Those who laugh together, last together."

"Here's to many more years of crackin' each other up! Happy Anniversary"

#MMS38480

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Classic Scrapbook Cards

[Image LT Maggie Mae Inspire Card #40476]

Maggie Mae Sharp

Maggie Mae's Loving Thoughts Scrapbook "Classic" Greeting Card.

"I was praying..."

"... and there you were! Wow! God IS good!"

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above. James 1:17.

#MMS40476 - $2.79 ea.

Holiday Classic Cards

[Image LT ValDay Classic Maggie Sharp #59071]

Maggie Mae Sharp

Valentine's Day Classic Greeting Card.

"Sisters..."

"Why, they're one of God's favorite ways of looking after us. Happy Valentine's Day"

#ValDay59071 - $2.99 ea. (Matching Magnet)

[Image LT FDay Maggie Mae Sharp #38651]

Father's Day "Maggie Mae's Family Album..." Classic Greeting Card. Jeoffrey-Dean & Brian Douglas-Arthur, Circa 1949.

"The very best things you can give your kids are good memories."

"Thanks, Dad. Happy Father's Day"

#FDay38651 @$2.99 ea.

Small Notepad! Pad size: 4.5"x5.75", 60 Sheets. Printed on recycled paper. $4.95 ea.

[Image LT MM Sharp Notepad #63022]

"Gramma" Small Notepad.

"I certainly don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"

#MMS63022

Magnet Qubes - Greeting Cards with removable Gift Magnet! Card size: 5" x 5" square (Qube) Cards @$5.95 ea.

[Image LT Magnet Card BDay #24019 M. M. Sharp]

Maggie Mae Sharp

Birthday Magnet Qube Greeting Card - Magnet reads: "We're still hotties... it's just that it comes in flashes now."

"Happy Birthday"

"And YOU'RE hotter than ever!"

#MMS24019 - $5.95 ea.

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Magnets @$3.99 ea.

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[Image LT MM Sharp Magnet #67103]

Little Girl in Round Hat

Friends are like fancy chocolates... it's what's inside that counts.

#MAG67103

[Image LT MM Sharp Magnet #67099]

Woman - Clean House

"My house is CLEAN enough to be healthy and DIRTY enough to be happy!

#MAG67099

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #67049]

3 Women & Cup of Coffee

As women, we are only as strong as the hairspray we use, the coffee we drink, and the girlfriends we've been blessed with.

#MAG67049

[Image LT MM Sharp Magnet #31363]

A Woman's Prayer

A Woman's Prayer - I ask for... Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I may just beat that man to death. Amen.

#MAG31363

[Image LT MM Sharp Magnet #31362]

Woman Black Dress

Live Your Life so that every morning, when you plant your feet on the floor beside your bed, the devil gets a cold chill and says... "Oh Crap! She's awake!!"

#MAG31362

[Image LT MM Sharp Magnet #31270]

Woman in Rocking Chair

I am good at multitasking! I can sneeze, laugh, cough and pee all at the same time!

#MAG31270

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #25969]

Two Little Guys Dressed as Cowboys

"Hand over the cookies and milk and nobody gets hurt!"

#MAG25969

[Image LT MM Sharp Magnet #25947]

Two Women & a Donkey

"Asses come and Asses go... but Friendship is Forever!

#MAG25947

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #25789]

Girl showing bloomers

Sometimes, we just have to put on our "Big Girl Panties" and deal with it!

#MAG25789

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #25788]

Little Girl with Glasses

May the light always find you on a dreary day; when you need to be home, may you find your way.

May you always have courage to take a chance, and may you never find frogs in your underpants.

#MAG25788

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #25782]

Kid Bent to Sidewalk

Sometimes in life... It just is what it is.

#MAG25782

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #25708]

Three Girls in Dresses

Sisters...Why, they're one of God's favorite ways of looking after us.

#MAG25708

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #25682]

Suellen Schwartz

#MAG25682

[Image LT Mag MM Sharp #25681]

Three Gals in Hats

We're still hotties... it's just that it comes in flashes now.

#MAG25681

[Image LT Magnet Maggie Mae Sharp #25726]

Maggie Mae Sharp

"Sometimes all you can do is bow your head and pray."

#MAG25726

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Maggie Mae Sharp - Maggie's Quill, Inc.

Magnets @$3.99 ea.

[Image LT Magnet Maggie's Quill #25738]

"Does this magnet make my butt look big?"

#MAG25738; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Magnet Maggie's Quill #25683]

"Housework is evil! It must be stopped!"

#MAG25683; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT FMAG Maggie's Quill #57151]

Woman riding kid's tricycle

"Growing old is mandatory... Growing up is optional."

#FMAG57151; Flex Magnet; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT Fmag Maggie Mae Sharp #57056]

Little Girl with Bloomers

"Sometimes, we just have to put on our "Big Girl Panties" and deal with it!"

#FMAG57056; Flex Magnet; retired; last of stock!

[Image LT FMAG Maggie's Quill #57016]

Woman in Forest

"If a man speaks in the forest where no woman can hear him... Is he still wrong? WELL, DUHHH!!!"

#FMAG57016; Flex Magnet; retired; last of stock!

Artist Maggie Mae Sharp

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