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Ronnie Walter "Real Women Real Funny"

by My Friend Ronnie

"A portion of proceeds support women with breast cancer on Single Classic Greeting Cards."

These hilarious (and slightly irreverent) greeting cards will have you, and everyone who receives one, laughing out loud! With birthday cards and encouragement cards to thank you notes and get well wishes, you’ll support the fight against cancer and make loved ones laugh with the humor in every situation of the day-to-day life of real, active women, including those fighting cancer!

"It's more than a card, it's a card and a gift of support."

Greeting Cards

Women everywhere are celebrating Real Women... Real Funny by Ronnie Walter, as an entertaining view of life at wit's end. Relevant to the times, the clever humor hits home and brings out the "Ronnie" in each of us! Real Women... Real Funny!

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Ronnie Walter Real Women Real Funny Classic Greeting Cards

Classic Size: 5" x 7"; Cards feature full-color interiors & colorfully printed envelopes - $2.95 ea.

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Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"You've taught me so much about strength, courage and the value of each moment. Knowing you has really helped me grow as a person."

"Well, that and ice cream."

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Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"We're such good friends because we're never afraid or embarrassed to say those three little words that mean so much..."

"It's martini time!"

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Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Remember when we couldn't wait to get married and have kids?"

"Yeah... me neither."

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Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Top Ten Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Men. 10. Chocolate is easily molded. 9. Every chocolate is rich. 8. Its sole purpose is to give you pleasure. 7. When you've had enough chocolate, you can just put it away in its box. 6. You can spot the nutty ones immediately. 5. PMS only makes you appreciate it more. 4. If you and your best friend like the same one, it's not a problem. 3. You always know where your chocolate is. 2. With chocolate, you never have to fake being satisfied. 1. Chocolate is always sweet!"

Inside is Blank.

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Friendship "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"A Mom's Ultimate Fantasies. I can have it all...  with a glass of merlot; I have my own private car pool lane; Housekeeping standards are reduced nationwide; I get an "A" on my 4th grade science project!; Chicken fingers cause weight loss; The kids decide to quit soccer and start their own business; My hair looks good EVERY DAY!; Ketchup is declared a vegetable; Chocolate becomes a vitamin; I sleep past dawn"

"Hey - you have your fantasies, I have mine! Have a great day!"

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Anniversary "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"When I was a little girl, I believed all of the fairy tales, that one day I would meet a handsome prince, move to a big old castle and live happily ever after!"

"It turns out the castle is slightly smaller and a little messier than I'd imagined, but my prince is more handsome than I could have dreamed! And this happily ever after thing? Well that's working out perfectly! Happy Anniversary"

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New Baby "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Remember... It's a "good" tired."

"Congratulations to the new parents!"

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Baby Shower "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Welcome to Planet Motherhood!" (Advice Island, Land of Love, Laundry Mountain, City of Compromise, Continent of Contentment, Exhaustion Ocean, Body of Change, New Babyland)

"Hang on! You're in for quite a trip!"

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Congratulations "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"You need a tiara! A big, huge sparkly tiara!"

"Because you've earned it! Congratulations!

#RW59985; sold out!

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Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers, and waiting for that wonderful day when you can say those four magic words..."

"I need a haircut!"

#RW59986; sold out!

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Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Do cancer cells have hineys?"

"Because I can really see you kicking some! Keep up the good work!"

#RW59987; sold out!

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Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Always looking for the silver lining, she suddenly realized that scarf shopping is another excuse to go to the mall."

"I'm for whatever helps you get through the day!"

#RW59988; sold out!

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Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Cancer Patients benefit from: Jewelry, soothing music, new outfits, fresh flowers, take out dinners, treats of all kinds, compliments, luxuries... big, medium, small. (they're all good.) Funny movies, not doing laundry, definitely NOT doing dishes..."

"Put this card in a prominent place so EVERYBODY can see it!"

#RW59989; sold out!

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Encouragement/Cancer Support "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"I swear... you even look good on a "No Hair Day"!

"Is there nothing you don't do well?"

#RW59990; sold out!

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Encouragement "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"If you feeling just a "tini" down..."

"Down a "tini"! (I'll come help!)"

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Encouragement "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"When life gets to be too much, go somewhere exotic, where no one, no matter how hard they look, will ever find you..."

"Go where the socks in the dryer go."

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Get Well "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"The Mall called. They miss you."

"For everyone's sake, I do hope you're back on your feet soon!"

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Get Well "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Wish I was there to fluff up your pillows, make you some tea, and bring you a trashy tabloid."

"Get Well Soon!"

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Miss You "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"I miss you..."

"Who else lets me know when I've whined long enough?"

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Thank You "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Thank you for thinking of me."

"Some days I need to be thought of."

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Thank You "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Some people say "Thanks from the bottom of my heart..."

"But you're so nice, my WHOLE heart is full of thanks!"

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Wedding Shower "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Showering you with joy and happiness..."

"... because nothing says "Best wishes for a Lifetime of Love and Happiness" like finger food and kitchen gadgets! Congratulations to the Bride"

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Birthday Daughter "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"I'm so glad you're my daughter!"

"Who else can save me from the Fashion Police?! Happy Birthday"

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Birthday Sister "Walter" Classic Greeting Card.

"Sis... Remember when we were kids and Mom said we'd grow up to be best friends and we just rolled our eyes?"

"Well, whaddaya know... she was right! Happy Birthday to my sister, my friend"

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Annual donation will go to an established national organization with a proven track record of providing free services to women touched by breast cancer. Services provided free-of-charge include peer support, counseling, emotional relief programs and early detection education.

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Ronnie Walter Large Greeting Cards Assortment

Real Women... Real Funny!

Real Women... Real Funny! - Ronnie Walter by My Friend Ronnie "Greeted" Greeting Cards Assortment

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Cards shown inside package

20 Greeting Cards; designed envelopes.

  • 11 - Birthday
  • 3 - Friendship/Loving Thoughts
  • 1 - Encouragement
  • 2 - Get Well
  • 1 - Miss You
  • 2 - Thank You

#ASTM90721 @$24.99 per box

Mother's Day Greeting Card - Classic size: 5"x7" @$2.79 ea.

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Mother's Day "My Friend Ronnie" Classic Greeting Card.

"On Mother's Day, go to a place of perfect peace and tranquility..."

"That leaves you with two choices: the bathroom, or somewhere out of the house. Happy Mother's Day"

#RW59489 @$2.79 ea.

Qube Cards size 5" Square; designed rectangular envelopes require no additional postage; cards feature full-color interiors.

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Birthday "Qube" Greeting Card.

"You look fantastic! Now you say it back to me!"

"Oh! You're only saying that because it's true! (Now you say it back to me!) Happy Birthday!"

#Q23241 - $2.79 ea.

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All Greeting Card Booklets below are retired; last of stock! A wonderful gift idea!

Greeting Card Booklets

  • Size: 5 7/16" x 8 3/8", 16 pages per booklet @$4.95 ea.
  • For those occasions when a card just isn't enough, you'll love these new Greeting Card Booklets.

  • Each book is a testament to friendship, love, and the relationships we hold most dear.

  • 16 colorful pages deliver your best wishes in a cheery, unique format. It's a card that's a gift!

  • Colorfully designed envelopes; each page features full-color designs; Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks

New Baby

New Baby Greeting Card Booklet

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Ronnie Walter

"Best Wishes to the New Mommy!"

Congratulate the new mom with this funny and upbeat primer to motherhood.

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Birthday

Birthday Greeting Card Booklet

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Ronnie Walter

"Happy Birthday Girlfriend!"

Bring her a smile with this light-hearted birthday greeting focused on shopping, dieting, and chocolate!

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Ronnie Walter

"Happy Birthday to My Wonderful Hubby" "Forever"

Send a sentimental and light-hearted birthday greeting to your wonderful Hubby.

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Ronnie Walter

"Happy Birthday Brother"

Say 'Happy Birthday" to your Brother with a lighthearted trip through childhood memories.

#GCB22701

Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks.

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