TK'S Toy Stand - What a Hoot Greeting Cards by Pictura USA

775-233-5058; www.tkstoystand.com; $15.00 minimum purchase required!

Pictura Sparkle Fairy Greeting Cards

"What a Hoot"

Greeting Cards

Pictura Greeting Cards

Click image!

Foil & Glitter; Shiny, UV Coating; Bright Yellow Envelopes.

What a Hoot Greeting Cards

@$2.95 ea.

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"It's Your Birthday! You can take the girl out of the party..."

"but you can't take the party out of the girls. Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99373

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"Droopy boobs? Who cares!?"

"Cellulite? Who cares!? Granny panties... ...we are drawing the line on that one. Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99374

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"My heels are high, as are my breasts. My rump is firm, quite picturesque. No need to hide arms of steel, or legs that scream sex appeal. Don't worry about me, I'm doing fine. 'Cause in my mind, I'm TWENTY-NINE!"

"Happy Birthday to someone young at heart!"

#Hoot99375

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"Age is just a number..."

"...in your case, it's a perfect 10! Va-va-va-Voom! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99376

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"Girlfriend, you still rock!"

"Of course, now it's usually in a chair! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99377

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"Look at you! Still holding up after all these years..."

"...that truly is a miracle bra! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99378

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"Ta-Ta to Opinions"

"...and push-up bras! So hang loose and have a Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99379

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card

"Some women are just too hot to handle..."

"Fortunately, this condition usually passes in a few minutes. Happy Birthday to one Hot Mama!"

#Hoot99380

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card.

"Take life with a grain of salt."

"I prefer mine thick around the rim. Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99381

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card.

"The best thing about aging? You don't give a whit..."

"and the suit finally fits! Enjoy your day in the sun. Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99382

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card.

"Girlfriend, you are never too old for a little bling! Don't let age zap your zing! Get that new cut and sassy tint in your hair..."

"...for you've still got it, if only you dare, so flaunt it with a saucy air! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99383

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card.

"Beauty is not determined by the size of your thighs..."

"...it's determined by the number of your chins! Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!"

#Hoot99384

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card.

"I heard a tiny amount of liquor placed on a scorpion will make it go mad and it will sting itself to death..."

"What a horrible waste of liquor! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99385

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Birthday Greeting Card.

"Happy Birthday, Sunshine"

"I know, I can stick that ray of sunshine right up my bonnet, right?"

#Hoot99386

[Hoot Greeting Card]

40th Birthday Greeting Card.

"Happy 40th! If things really do get better with age..."

"...then you must be approaching perfect! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99393

[Hoot Greeting Card]

50th Birthday Greeting Card.

"It's your 50th Birthday!"

"Let's raise those flabby arms in a toast to your oldness! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99394

[Hoot Greeting Card]

60th Birthday Greeting Card.

"You're 60! Woo-Hoo! This calls for a celebration!"

"Early Bird Specials for everyone! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99395

[Hoot Greeting Card]

70th Birthday Greeting Card.

"Happy 70th! You're at the age when life is all fun & games..."

"...like Musical Recliners, Sag, You're It & Hide & Go Pee! Happy Birthday"

#Hoot99396

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Friendship Greeting Card.

"Psychologist: $150, Black Forest Cake: $15"

"A girlfriend and two forks...priceless!"

#Hoot99387

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Friendship Greeting Card.

"Here's to a balanced diet..."

"...and stretch pants with elastic waistbands!"

#Hoot99388

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Friendship Greeting Card.

"You've been behind me... all the way..."

"So, tell me, do these pants make me look fat?"

#Hoot99389

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Friendship Greeting Card.

"In the bowling alley of life..."

"...you are a lucky strike! Thanks for being there."

#Hoot99390

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Friendship Greeting Card.

"In the garden of life, some things grow beyond our expectations..."

"...like our friendship! Thanks a bloomin' bunch!"

#Hoot99391

[Hoot Greeting Card]

Get Well Greeting Card.

"Better Hurry and Get Well, the boss is beginning to worry about you..."

"Why just the other day he asked, "Doesn't somebody usually sit at that desk?""

#Hoot99392

TK'S Toy Stand

Sparks, Nevada

Copyright, 2013